Video: Family Guy “Bag of Weed”

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Family Guy did an episode moments ago on “legalizing weed” in dedication to 4/20 tomorrow. When this came on I was literally into tears and dying from laughter. The lyrics of the song is after the jump.

Stewie: Now everybody gather ’round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It’s the only hope that you’ll ever need
Cuz’ Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Stewie: Here you go, you’re all getting it now
Ensemble: When Texas people want to feel good,
Stewie: They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,
Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.
Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
Stewie: He humps a guy like me.
Ensemble: Right!
All: But all we need is a bag of weed,
To keep us worry free.
One, Two, Three, HO!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Oh, you don’t need meth and you don’t need speed
Cuz’ Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Stewie: Have a go, Brian!
Brian: As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, “The common man’s a fool.”
Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, “Doof stoo gee nay foo tool.”
Brian: But try and use your heads and don’t buy into all the fear.
All: HEY!
‘Cuz all we need is a bag of weed
To make us wanna cheer!
And One, Two!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
You can try and fight but we’re all agreed
Because everything is better with A Bag of Weed
(break)
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
And One, Two, Three, Four, And A Five, And A Six, And A Seven! HO!!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
You’re a happy guy but you can’t proceed
Because everything is better with A Bag…
Of…
Weed!
Oh ev’rything is better with a bag of weed!!
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60 Responses to Video: Family Guy “Bag of Weed”

  1. dave says:

    ohhhhh everything is better with a bag.. of… weeeeeeed! 🙂

  2. zoe says:

    Best song ever

  3. josejoey says:

    best episode ever! hahahaha what song did they parody on this?

  4. will says:

    where do i downloed this shit at man its the funnys thing i have heard !!!!!

  5. allimom99 says:

    I don’t know the name of the song, but it is from the old movie “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” with Dick Van Dyke. INCREDIBLE!

  6. jojeff says:

    The Dick Van Dyke part is correct, but it’s “Step In Time” from “Mary Poppins”.

  7. me ol' bamboo says:

    the song is “me ol’ bamboo” from chitty chitty bong bong

  8. Lora says:

    Hehe, not bad! And yes it’s indeed a parody on the Me Ol’ Bamboo song.

  9. thethingswethink7 says:

    I just saw this last night on t.v too, I was dyinnggg. It was soo funny! Bag of weed….LOL, classic!

  10. Dennis says:

    BEST SONG EVER!!!

  11. Lorry says:

    You all r a bunch of effin losers. get a life, dopers.

  12. Pluff says:

    yay!

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  14. raphnix says:

    Now Family guys is now in serious trouble. lols

  15. JustMe says:

    Great song. Perhaps if more people would listen, or even open their minds about the possibility of legalization this wouldn’t seem so shocking to some. After all, there are more proven benefits to this natural wonder of the plant world than there are bad effects. Maybe we should be as progressive as other countries have become on this matter.

  16. Lora says:

    I don’t think we should legalize it there are many other ways to heal someone. But I like the song for sure.

  17. Loved it! Funny how it was just in your face and not in the slight bit pushy.

  18. loraisanidiot says:

    we should legalize weed so people can get high if they want.. all the other stuff is just a plus. its completely absurd that in the land of the free, a plant is illegal.

  19. wow id say some people are obsessed.

  20. wow id say some people are obsessed.

  21. Kiss My Butt says:

    Weed should be legalised for sure, but the problem for some is that it can trigger psychotic episodes. People who have such a predisposition should find some other way to get high! (and legalise that for sure too)

  22. Lora says:

    *agrees with Williams* why would we even care about making it legal? If people want to use it they will.

  23. Lora says:

    By the way… Next time choose a more appropiate name. It makes you look like an asshole, but I guess that’s what you want. Also don’t take weed before posting.

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  25. benhameen says:

    whoa did you just call big homie an asshole? way to show off your intelligence.

  26. Big Homie says:

    PAUSE on that screen shot of this video lol

  27. Lora says:

    @Benhameen: If you are talking to me, no I’m not. I was talking to “Loraisanidiot”.
    I’m sorry for the misunderstanding.

  28. benhameen says:

    cool beans. lol im just happy to see drama in the comments section…thanks for visiting again…

  29. Lora says:

    Strange, I can’t see it anymore because I’m not in the united states, I could see it before…

  30. another nice post. thank you.

  31. Mary Jane Yitalsky says:

    It’s “YOU’RE A HAPPY GUY WHEN YOU PLANT A SEED” at the end, not “you can’t proceed.” See brian plant a seed and stewie comes out. Otherwise, excellent transcription.

  32. Simon Bar Sinister says:

    Even though I don’t smoke weed, I find every thing that is related to weed funny!

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  34. Jason says:

    Dude I wanna get high with Seth Macfarlane

  35. ANON says:

    YOU ARE BOTH RIGHT!
    SEARCH YOUTUBE FOR BOTH SONG TITLES.
    BOTH STAR DICK VAN DYKE.
    IT IS THE SAME EXACT SONG IN BOTH MOVIES!!
    “Step in Time” Mary Poppins
    “Ol Bamboo” Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

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